happy thanksgiving (with female black empowerment)

now here's how it's done. a big nice fucking confusing 90s video. with black empowered females getting filmed doing shit and pointing at the camera a lot.

sort of wish they weren't dressed in so much leather; it's like they're prostitutes. but real highly paid ones who will sing for you before they cram your penis in their mouths. (note: i don't condone penis going into mouth. i just really like madonna. NOT BEING GAY FTW)

i dont know much about en vogue. just that this video is batshit crazy. and they do a cool arm movement when ever they say 'don't let go'. that makes the singing more importantandmeaningful obviously.

that's the thing about these ladies. they're backing up what they say with ACTUAL ACTIONS. it's almost as if they mean what they're saying eh? i mean so many people don't do that these days. like that crybaby leona. or general douchebagfolks. HAVE A CARE!

lot of hair flicks here too. my favourite is just at 3:44. actually no. complete lie. that one IS good. the best hair flick is by the main bitch at about 3:52. she could kill you with that hair flick. its got the power of black liberation AND female empancipation wrapped in it's deadly follicles.

the hair flick is so amazing, it finishes this song. and makes that loser in the front row who's obviously been messing en vogue around feel really bad. like he's just done a smell-tastic shit in his pantaloons.

cheers for that en vogue. let's get jubilant. oh and happy thanks giving.

ps - this video gotreviewedbecausesiobhanaskedmetoo. BOLD BIRTHDAY

is leona happy? CAPITAL NO

yeah this leona chick won x-factor or something. here's her new video: here.

she's got a lot of emotions this woman.

there she is feeling a wedding dress and looking mopey. does she want to get married? or not? make your mind up leona, we havn't got all day. we have to get you to a book punching/signing.

(note: whilst we're on the subject of punching leona lewis, my only question is WHY? has there ever been anyone less offensive or controversial than leona fucking lewis??? see! even that sentence looks weird because you never associate leona with fucking anything! least of all the word 'fuck'. i was just about to illustrate my point with a cursory look at her status updates on facebook all of which i imagined would look something like this:

Leona is at home

Leona is not at home

Leona is at mum's house

Leona is going to bed

but what i found was better than all that. she doesn't say anything. her page is one of those lamoshitty famous person pages where the star in question contributes nothing. as is "her" twitter. LOOK!

maybe this is why she got punched? because she's so unpresent or whatever. unpresent people DO indeed suck. fuck all unpresent people. except fritzl, he can be unpresent if he wants.)

so she's in sarejevo or wherever just hanging out and being leona. probably STILL going on about how she won the x-factor. bet all her friends are sick of hearing that. IT'S ALL ABOUT JEDWARD NOW BITCH! (although not really coztheygotvotedoff. irish)

there's an odd bit at 1:34 where she's in a car having 'a laugh' again. it's almost exactly like that "dont drug and drive" advert where everyones got massive pill eyes. except this is a leona lewis video and drugs do NOT exist. GOT THAT?!!! NO FUCKING DRUGS!!! OR FUCKING!!! just leona lewis and x-factor. (do you know she won? a few years back yeah. amazingly talented that girl.)

oooh poor leona though. the dude she wants to hold hands with in the church is actually marrying some other slag. and not leona. what a shitty thing to do eh?! i mean, don't hold hands in the church with someone if you don't want to fuck them up the arse lots and maybe be bumchums for a bit. was never cool. never will be cool. there's today's lesson folks.

oh yeah and if you see leona; give the old bird some punch. not a punch.