but seriously, crabs. if you've ever had them you'll know how resilient they are. i admire the little bastards in a way. their resistance to destruction deserves a little respect.*
imagine an infestation of crabs who do song and dance routines in skimpy clothes. they look something like this.
here's the video for debut single 'poison'
looking for victims
driving through the pubes like a louse out of hell
gurning on too much human blood
she's catchy. you have been warned.
*note - you can actually get rid of crabs with derbac. have fun asking for that at the chemist counter.