like bjork's 'oh so quiet' video without the irony.
but seriously, every gay you meet is trapped, whether they like it or not, in a toe-tapping, jazz-handing, liza minelli fest.
lady here has just been told this:
she looks shocked and disgusted, perhaps even sorry BUT WAIT -
she just gets sucked into the dance routine. it's a lot like that episode of buffy with no vampires (YEAH FUCK YOU CULLEN LOL)
this ability to lure unsuspecting bystanders into their carnival of musical amusement is the main reason why homophobia still exists. nothing to do with taking it up the arse. why?
because no one has sex in musicals. i mean sure, they sing about bumping uglies; but that's about as good as phone sex.
so when people have a go at little joe for being a nancy bum artiste it has nothing to do with sex. because joe doesn't have sex. unfortunate given how pretty he is.
yes - i fancy joe mcelderry. no fucking clue why. i reckon it's coz he's a geordie and with the exception of ant&dec and roaul moat i fucking love geordies.
YES he wears a lot of make up.
YES he is overstyled.
YES he is deeeply boring
but i dont care.
couldn't give a flyin FOOK PET. ha way. byker grove etc.
i'm going to marry joe mcelderry and he will speak to me through song. no bumming. george michael tried to bum joe but failed. cue getting stoned and crashing into a shop.
none of that anal sex thank you very much george michael. STAY AWAY FROM JOE. or i'm going to stuff your face full of wham bars you fatty boom.
finally if that's not BENDERIFIC enough for you, the video was directed by someone called nigel dick HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
ps - remember to watch x-factor or duncan bannatyne will blap you with his caledonian sausage
pps - WAGNER RULES